True Prep

"Dear Ms. Birnbach, I would like to tell you two things. One: Thanks to you, I have in the past half-year acquired a new found love for Tommy Hilfiger; I realized they do indeed have great clothing (and colors!) and have two sweaters from the at the current moment. And Two: I wanted to ask you how prep my college major is - out of curiosity, of course: Double Major in English & Philosophy. It's English I love most, of course. I also hope you've been having a great year. Best regards,"