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January 2012

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WORD OF THE WEEK

If you were a regular listener to my old radio program, (I like the British spelling “programme” but that’s pretentious for a native New Yorker.) you might remember a regular feature called ‘The Word of the Week.’  

It started when one of the executives of the network called me out on my language.  ”But I’ve never sworn or used foul language,” I said.  That wasn’t the problem.  I was told my language was a little too… um… upscale, highfalutin, polysyllabic.  Hmm.  Could I simplify my speech for my listeners?  

Frankly, I thought it was insulting to the audience, so what I did was start a contest, the Word of the Week, in which people could vote on their favorite word.  We had a website, and people could vote on their favorite word out of 4 or 5 nominees. It was a lark at first.  Schenectady was the first winner, and a woman in the City Hall of Schenectady, NY accepted the award over the phone.  But over time it grew to be a favorite with listeners and we often got guest submissions from them.

You might like a word because of the way it sounds.  You may like what it means.  It doesn’t matter.  The point is to have fun.

So now, because I miss that old show and the interactions it fostered, I’m bringing back The Word of the Week.  Please vote, and as they say in Chicago and New Orleans, vote early and often. The winner will be announced Saturday, February 4th.

Drumroll, please.

  • Matterhorn
  • Consequence
  • Parachute
  • Dumpling

If someone knows how to put a counter thingy here, great.  I’d love that.  

Lisa

Jan 28, 20121 note
Jan 21, 2012
Blue, meet Pax. Romeo, meet Apple. Suri, you know Ryder.

Why are celebrities prone to giving their children the burden of singular, unusual names?  I’ve given it some thought.

Ever since Chaz Bono was born “Chastity,” and the Zappas begat Moon Unit, stars have encumbered their children with names that are memorable.  It makes me wonder if the need for fame eclipses rational thought. (Stars!  They’re not like us!)   Children do like to fit in amongst their peers; being the kid who is driven to school by a bodyguard could be isolating enough without having to deal with a strange and regrettable moniker.

Considering many celebrity babies have publicity campaigns engineered for positive pr for their parents (including styled magazine cover shoots), these children are not given a shot at a private life.  

I feel sorry for them.  

And believe me, I didn’t love having a popular name when I grew up (though my school was so small I was the only Lisa in my grade).  But still — Apple’s classmates or their parents will all try to cadge an invitation to a playdate at her house, before they look for one at plain old Olivia’s house.  

Last night Twitter was ablaze with reaction to the name of the Beyonce-Jay-Z baby name.  Blue Ivy somehow is connected to Satan or the Illuminati or maybe even Nostradamus predicted this name would occur just before the Mayan End of Days.  (No I never waste time.)

And then what if Knox or Brooklyn gets into trouble?  They’ll be in the news before you can say “Andrew.”  

Jan 9, 20121 note
Is there such a thing as a size 6/8 prep?

Barbie!

Do you mean like a small/medium situation?  Perhaps someone makes a 6/8 something or other.  But to an LL Bean, or a J. McLaughlin, that might be considered a small.  You’ll have to do some footwork, I’m afraid, but it’s sale season.

Lisa

Jan 5, 20121 note
Dear Ms. Birnbach, I'm entering college next fall and haven't quite figured out exactly what I would like to major in but am thinking of Communications (and then pursuing retail management). However, I also have a passion for horses (and animals in general) and am interested in (large animal) Veterinary Medicine. Out of curiosity, are either of those majors preppy? Or do you have any input? Sincerely, Anastasia.

Hi Anastasia,

Almost any major is preppy with the right attitude.  It’s nice to hear from a girl who still loves her horses.  You could study to be a large animal vet which would be very very prep — but distinctly unglamorous.   Communications is not as preppy as English or Art History, because it’s more modern and sounds like it leads to a job.  Yikes.

Good luck.

Lisa

Jan 5, 20122 notes
Hello Lisa. I am a big fan of "The Preppy Handbook". Anyways, I have a fashion question. My closet consists of mostly Ralph Lauren (Polo and Rugby), Lacoste, Tommy Hilfiger, and etc. I just bought this khaki colored military jacket from Old Navy and I would like know if this is preppy or not? P.S I can't wait to get my copy of "True Prep", it's coming this Tuesday! -Patrick

Oh hey,  why don’t you send a picture of your jacket?  On the other hand, Old Navy is filled with basics, and they’re usually well-priced (bordering on cheap) which makes most preppies very happy.  If you wear it with a button-down shirt, and a ribbon belt in your belt loops, it could be quite smart.

Lisa

Jan 5, 20121 note
Dearest Ms. Birnbach; As an aspiring gent whose conception of the way things ought to be was forged in prep school, it occurred to me that you'd be a great a great interview for a "What I Really Learned in Prep School" type of piece, and then I thought we could get all Web 2.0 with the thing and you could post a few bullet points related to the aforementioned (wait for it...) right here on your Tumblr for inclusion in my piece! Brilliant, no?

Let me think about it CBG, okay?

Lisa

Jan 5, 20121 note
Okay. I'm a born again Prep, and slowly building up a new wardrobe as I generally settle into Prepdom. However, all I've been purchasing are chinos, polos, shirts. I am moving to England in a few months so I've stopped myself from purchasing too much summer clothes (plus its cheaper over there). What do you think is the next staple purchase for a preppy wardrobe?

Spencer, Spencer —

Nothing is cheaper in England these days, I don’t think — unless you are a British subject and want healthcare.  Otherwise, buying on sale is the way to go — here or there.  (Sales are going on now!)  I’d buy a piece of Barbour outerwear if I were you… believe they are available at outlets on both sides of the pond.  Also, beautifully tailored cotton shirts, shetland or merino wool sweaters, and tweeds.  I recommend vintage shops in US and even some “charity shops” in U.K.  You don’t need a ton — everything gets broken in when you wear them frequently.

Lisa

Jan 5, 20123 notes
Lisa, this year we're heading off for the New Year, as we are spending Christmas at home. Where in Europe do you suggest?

Sorry I didn’t get to you in time.  So now I’m dying to know where you went.  Please send us a report.

Lisa

Jan 5, 2012
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